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Yoongi: WHO ATE ALL MY COOKIES? I WILL MOTHERFUCKING SLAUGHTER YOU. DO YOU WANNA GO-
Hoseok: I ate them.
Yoongi: -ON A DATE?
Yoongi: WHO ATE ALL MY COOKIES? I WILL MOTHERFUCKING SLAUGHTER YOU. DO YOU WANNA GO-
Hoseok: I ate them.
Yoongi: -ON A DATE?
Yesterday was one of the hardest days of my life. Not just because of school work but because one of my biggest inspirations and idol left this world so suddenly. Kim Jonghyun, a member of SHINee, a bright individual, talented soul and a person who has captivated so many people’s hearts (shawol or not), left this world because of various struggles and hardships he’s gone through over the years. I’ve never been so heartbroken and lost in my life. At first, I wasn’t able to process such news and kept praying that it wasn’t real. But I have understood that it has happened and that I have to accept it, even though it’s going to take a while to do…
Just reading the news, hearing the shawols crying outside the hospital he passed away in and reading comments on his last post makes me cry. It hurts to know that he was planning on doing this for a while and that we were so oblivious to such an act. As much as it hurts, we need to understand that he did this for a reason… He did it because he was tired of suffering and hearing such negative voices in his head (because of depression), and now he’s free and we have to accept the harsh reality no matter what. I wish the best of luck to whether he goes to now and I just want him to know that he’ll always be in my heart and mind no matter what. He will always be remembered as an individual who has inspired everyone to do various things in life, a person who has released such heartfelt music and someone who made people feel loved and appreciated for, and I respect him for that.
Kim Jonghyun, thank you so much for everything you’ve done for us. I love you so much with all of my heart and rest in peace, my dear. Also, sending all my my condolences to his family members, the members of SHINee and the Shawols. We can go through this together and I believe that this is what he’d want; to move forward with a better understanding in life.
On another note, to all of you people out there who is currently suffering from depression or anxiety or any type of mental illness. Please don’t hesitate on getting help, it really changes everything when you do. Talk to a friend, visit a therapist or a doctor, call various hotlines that can help with such a problem because you are worth it and you are not alone. I, personally, suffered from depression and still suffers from severe anxiety. So if you have any problems or things to want to let off of your chest and shoulders, please talk to me through DMs. I’ll be here to listen to your problems and try to help you out with everything I can because mental illnesses is a big problem that has to be recognized more often and shouldn’t be left unnoticed.
BTS MTL: leaving the music industry after BTS disbands
A/N: this is just my opinion and how I see this, if you don’t agree then feel free to share your thoughts as well. Everyone has an opinion and can speak up about it. As for this subject: it’s just a subject, BTS ain’t disbanding so calm your beautiful minds and get some hot chocolate
jackson: everyone’s favorite cousin
- goes for ‘a store run’ with Mark (a coverup for smoking weed probably at the park)
- can’t cook to save his life
- “TURN UP!”
- had about three beers already
- outside playing freeze tag like he’s a kid himself
- is the first one in line when it’s time to eat
- brings his own radio
- dresses in athletic gear
- tells everyone the food is not organic and is unhealthy but still eats anyway
jinyoung: someone’s dad
- volunteers to say the prayer
- takes twenty minutes to say the prayer but is mainly throwing shade at everyone there (yugyeom)
- “pastors eat first.”
- has a belt over his shoulder for his kids who try to act up
- helped cook the food
- most likely scolding yugyeom and bambam
- drinks wine while monitoring the kids outside
- still gets called Junior even though he’s almost 30
- “My name is Jinyoung, thank you.”
jaebum: the strange cousin
- literally just there to eat
- you can find him in the back room on his phone or walking down the street
- is angry because he couldn’t bring his cats
- everyone is scared to talk to him
- made most of the food (especially the fried chicken)
- argues over who ate the last chicken wing
- gets lectured by his auntie on why he should be nicer
- sneaks plates of food and hides them in his car
- requests R&B music
bambam: the weird nephew
- dresses in nothing but designers
- challenges everyone to a dance off
- plays rap music
- dabbing instead of praying
- gets abused by Jinyoung
- almost gets caught sipping beer
- always screaming
- forces his mom to dance with him
- literally eating everything though he’s so skinny
- gets beat up by his other cousins
youngjae: the kind uncle
- screams “hello” to everyone that walks through the door
- probably in the back BBQ'ing
- tells his nieces and nephews to behave themselves
- throws away all the cucumbers
- is the last one to eat since he wants everyone else to go first
- participates in the 6 year old activities
- eats the popsicles
- loves being surrounded by family
mark: the playboy
- brings about seven different girls to the family cookout
- wears yeezy gear as the elders complain about how he’s wasting his money
- leaves every 20 minutes to get high
- weed smell is on his clothes
- eyes are always red
- takes his plate with him
- “you wanna play basketball?”
- hoops later on outside
- walks the street at 10pm with his other friends and cousins
- still a quiet squish
yugyeom: the dancing nephew
- gets dressed by his mom
- is forced to show off his dance moves to the family
- “I don’t wanna dance mom!”
- is scared to eat
- waits until everyone got their plate only to realize it’s scraps of food left
- taller than almost everyone
- still will get slapped by Jinyoung no matter how tall he gets
- in the back room being a goof with his other cousins
- plays 2K17 (basket ball game)
- gets sad when it’s time to go home after a while
jin? yes, jin. kim seokjin? yes, the kim seokjin . dad joke professional? yes, that one. voice of an angel? yes, definitely that one. the #cardoorguy? yes, of course. #thirdonefromtheleft one? yes, they’re cousins. worldwide handsome? absolutely. eatjin guy? with food-stuffed bloated cheeks? yes, yes, & yes. the one who called himself handsome during that broadcast? ah yes, which one? the one with broad shoulders? the same size as two rulers put together? yes. the one who’s good at snowboarding? yes, & surfing, & wakeboarding & roller blading & dancing & acting & golfing too. the one who keeps making hearts out of paper? yes, & a hanger too. didn’t he sing in an ost too? even if i die it’s you? that’s correct. & doesn’t he do variety too? yes, yes he does. & cooks too? yup. isn’t he hella smart too? graduated from konkuk university as one of the top students in his class, yes that is correct. while doing idol work? that’s correct. & he had no prior experience in singing or dancing? nope, he was streetcasted. & isn’t he good at MC-ing too? yes, extremely. & he’s the eldest? the maknaes’ favourite. ahhh i see, what was his name again? kim seokjin. kim seokjin? yes, the kim seokjin
me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace
me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building
Me: *Small and Tiny AF* You all are so precious. You need to be protected.
BTS: *Much Bigger and more Muscular* We could literally rip you in half.
Me: …
Me: Protect you emotionally, you dolts.
💀💀 This conversation Happened with one of my friends. I maybe small but I ain’t weak, folks. 💀💀

➳ In chess, winning is everything – unfortunately, it is never easy. Y/N knew that as soon as she was ordered to assassinate the ruler of Seoul’s wealthiest mob empire, Park Jimin. The real question was: would she be able to survive this twisted game, all while keeping her identity a secret?
Pairing: BTS Maknae Line x Reader
Genre: Angst, mafia au!, Gang au!
Warnings: grief, drugs, mentions of death, implied eventual smut; mature content
Notes: Listen to ‘the truth untold’ for this chap. <3 Send me all the asks. Sad asf,, all throughout. 5.5k Words
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